Quoting geni geniice@gmail.com:
Been there. Have they started admitting the existence of the Kingdom of Strathclyde yet?
Aye, whut? Deal wi' tha Weegies? Awa wi yon pish!
[Trans: There is some in-jest rivalry between Edinburgh, the long-established - universally recognised - capital of Scotland, and some place near where Parliament likes to keep their Nucleur Weaponz.]
Anyway, don't ask me questions like that, Geni! I live in The People's Republic of Leith! :P
On a more-serious note; is it worthwhile me forwarding these? I get about one a month, I can probably get people invites to the press previews on most paid exhibitions (See Peter Doig's enWP for all I managed out of that; but, ...).
Brian McNeil.