Hello . . .

Writing to request sysop status - my motivation is simple : * -based sex practice http://www.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Scrotum-based_sex_practice&action=edit, Like This, queef, ulm, Tea bag sex position, teabagging, John Cheese, Erectile Bone, Cabinet of Canada http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_of_Canada . . . ad infinitum. I've no doubt that this kind of nonsense would eventually get caught with or without me, but what's the point in waiting for someone else to come along and clean it up if my fair amount of spare time and T3-and-friendly-boss-equipped day job give me the ample opprotunity to help keep the 'pedia tidy ? After all, *someone* has to finish classifying and deleting all those orphaned talk pages . . .

Anyway . . . take a look at the 'votes for deletion' page, and tell me everyone's life wouldn't be easier if I could just dump garbage like ' Arise Oh Compatriots Nigerias Call Obey ' myself. :' )

~ J.T. ( Tzaquiel )