On 4/12/07, Erica <fangaili(a)gmail.com> wrote:
On 4/12/07, Maury Markowitz <maury_markowitz(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
Honestly,
it's not the admin's job to google everything.
Think of the admins! Will someone please think of the admins?!
>If the article creator doesn't specify a notiablity assertion, it's an
A7
candidate.
I am Bender, please insert girder.
Maury
You're not being very constructive here. Was that supposed to be a
joke? sarcasm? Please explain.
It's a sardonic comment on the robotic idiocy of bureaucratic policies.
Through the magic of google:
*Morgan:* No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.
*Bender:* That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle *
everybody* loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan
doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say
"It was lovable
... [His voice begins to slow down.] ... old Bender."
[Morgan has put something in the back of his neck. A 3.5" disk comes out of
the back of his head and she takes it.]
*Fry:* Hey, what did you do to him?
*Morgan:* I downloaded his brain. Everything that is Bender is right here.
His mind, his memories, his in-your-face interface.
*Bender:* (mechanical voice) I am Bender. Please insert girder.
*Fry:* But, but ... Bender need brain ... for ... smart making. [Morgan puts
the disk in a red tube and sends it away.] What did you do now? Stop doing
things!
*Morgan:* I sent the disk to be filed at the Central Bureaucracy. I did what
I had to do, Fry; He was a bad robot.
*Fry:* No, he was a bad *friend*. I want him back right now.
*Morgan:* Then you should have filed a request 20 years ago.
[Fry growls.]
*Fry:* I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
[He slides everything off his desk. Morgan grins.]
*Morgan:* Dirty boy! Dirty boy!
[She dives on him.]