All right, now that you have expressed your contempt for my questions, called me and pain in the ass, and questioned my intelligence ... are you going to answer the questions?
Well, I guess I owe it to you.
What language do I get if I click on Canada?
English in most of canada, french in quebec, or maybe it takes you to a page that furthermore narrows it down. I think this is unneccessary, most people can figure this out and IMSHO, its really not offensive if you dont please every last person...
What language do I get if I click on mainland China? (You of course know that there is no such language as "Chinese.")
Whatever language we have that chinese people read. I think right now, there is none.
Where do I click if I want Esperanto or Latin?
The text links would list all the available languages, so you would look under, or on top, (or both) of the map, and click on the language of your choice if your language is not represented in the map