This is NOT going to take anyone more than maybe an hour to do. It
Alert: this is meant somewhat tongue-in-cheek....
This is one of those "code phrases" that immediately puts any programmer / sysadmin / manager on the defensive, regardless of its truth or the current workload.
I worked in a college computing services area (typically underfunded and understaffed) for years, and the line of faculty, staff, and students who each wanted their "only a few minutes to do" project handed "right now" would like like the infinite regression of images in two facing mirrors.
This is *not* an argument for procrastination or other delay -- I have no idea what Jason's work load is -- this is just a sympathizing note for him (grin).
loh