Dear Julie,
I am not offended by you (though I might get a little annoyed if you keep claiming that I am;)
I expanded the http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Wikipedia:PHP_script_FAQ page a little. Please check if this is sufficient (for the questions asked, of course). Feel free to write a manual (or something) in your own words, based on your experiences and this page. If you do so, it would be nice to put it into the wikipedia namespace. To do this, just call it [[wikipedia:My little manual]] instead of [[My little manual]] ;)
Or add more questions to the FAQ page; we'll try to answer them as customer as we can...
Magnus