Ray Saintonge wrote: <snip>
"car" vs "automobile" -- we usually just say "car" here. only people like you say "automobile".
I say good sir, that's a horseless carriage, and I shall dual any many who should say otherwise!
Go ahead and duel him, but I would prefer not to have a second copy of him.
Bah, tyop ;)
These differences add to the richness of the language. For those of us with a capacity to find the wrong meaning at the right time it fertile nightsoil for endless puns.
It be much fun :)