Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort us to look far afield, to travel and visit learn brand new things, uncover, elicit stories of users far from our homes! And so we set out, bravely to roam: perhaps ten full blocks! We found creatures strange! They all spoke English! The stories exchanged recalled those of family: Mom, Dad, and friends -- it's true, then, we _are_ all the same in the end!
Such relief not to grapple with projects baroque, languages strange, or features "they" wrote. In tune with this sentiment let's celebrate dominance! Hush the less pertinent -- let's not mention "those" continents.
"Hurray," we all cheer: "Our wiki is strong!" Our projects are weak, but shush, sing along: our rivals are fierce, but yet we prevailed; it must be because our PHP scaled! Ignore those naysayers who laugh at our UX And claims by our editors that it obstructs: separate pages for talk, no friends and no chat -- no Serious Software has all of that!
Well, enough -- we're not free to change even fonts without acres of missives to agony aunts: let's move next to strategy, where with speeches prolonged new hires will tell us what we got wrong.
Three commands we were given: the first, to be punctual. By fiat we've banished the correct but eventual; from now on our code is timely _and_ functional. Our prior disasters are vanished by ritual.
The second was novel: exhorted to innovate! Our change-fearing userbase I'm sure will reciprocate. Perhaps we can grow new crops of good editors. New users, new processes, throw off our fetters. Perhaps we need spaces where we can be bold -- it's hard else to see how to do what we're told.
The last was to integrate, engage with community; never mind our tall silos and product disunity: we can have orphaned features conflicted teams, clashing visions -- "What's key is to synergize!" says our stratcom tactician. Community discourse will fix all that ails us: except for those times when instead they've assailed us.
Lift a glass to the mission! We'll muddle through fine. We all love each other, but this day's been a grind.
On Fri, Jan 23, 2015 at 9:11 AM, littlewmfbird@yandex.com wrote:
Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort us to look far afield, to travel and visit learn brand new things, uncover, elicit stories of users far from our homes! And so we set out, bravely to roam: perhaps ten full blocks! We found creatures strange! They all spoke English! The stories exchanged recalled those of family: Mom, Dad, and friends -- it's true, then, we _are_ all the same in the end!
Such relief not to grapple with projects baroque, languages strange, or features "they" wrote. In tune with this sentiment let's celebrate dominance! Hush the less pertinent -- let's not mention "those" continents.
"Hurray," we all cheer: "Our wiki is strong!" Our projects are weak, but shush, sing along: our rivals are fierce, but yet we prevailed; it must be because our PHP scaled! Ignore those naysayers who laugh at our UX And claims by our editors that it obstructs: separate pages for talk, no friends and no chat -- no Serious Software has all of that!
Well, enough -- we're not free to change even fonts without acres of missives to agony aunts: let's move next to strategy, where with speeches prolonged new hires will tell us what we got wrong.
Three commands we were given: the first, to be punctual. By fiat we've banished the correct but eventual; from now on our code is timely _and_ functional. Our prior disasters are vanished by ritual.
The second was novel: exhorted to innovate! Our change-fearing userbase I'm sure will reciprocate. Perhaps we can grow new crops of good editors. New users, new processes, throw off our fetters. Perhaps we need spaces where we can be bold -- it's hard else to see how to do what we're told.
The last was to integrate, engage with community; never mind our tall silos and product disunity: we can have orphaned features conflicted teams, clashing visions -- "What's key is to synergize!" says our stratcom tactician. Community discourse will fix all that ails us: except for those times when instead they've assailed us.
Lift a glass to the mission! We'll muddle through fine. We all love each other, but this day's been a grind.
Madam / Sir,
Your lines are fantastically metric With iambs that turn anapestic So it's really a shame that you left out your name 'Cause without one your words are domestic.
Le 23/01/2015 09:11, littlewmfbird@yandex.com a écrit :
Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort
<snip https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2015-January/080300.html
Hello,
Can we get a simple English version of the poetry there? Seems it is related to last week Wikimedia all hands meeting, but I have hard time understand the text, the point of it or what should be done :-]
cheers,
----- Original Message -----
From: "Antoine Musso" hashar+wmf@free.fr
Le 23/01/2015 09:11, littlewmfbird@yandex.com a écrit :
Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort
<snip https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2015-January/080300.html
Hello,
Can we get a simple English version of the poetry there? Seems it is related to last week Wikimedia all hands meeting, but I have hard time understand the text, the point of it or what should be done :-]
Poetry doesn't lend itself to translation well, but I read it as a scoff, myself.
Cheers, -- jra
Antoine Musso hashar+wmf@free.fr writes:
Le 23/01/2015 09:11, littlewmfbird@yandex.com a écrit :
Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort
<snip https://lists.wikimedia.org/pipermail/wikitech-l/2015-January/080300.html
Can we get a simple English version of the poetry there?
As others have pointed out poetry doesn't translate well, but I've managed to come up with an interpretation that I hope is easy for a non-native speaker to understand.
(I admit feeling safer doing this since I wasn't at the all staff and have no clue what this is about. Burn me at the stake later.)
--- begin --- What a day it has been! We had an outside speaker who told us to a lot of feel-good things -- learn, travel, see new things.
So we walked around San Francisco and talked to each other about ourselves.
What a relief that we didn't *really* have to consider new thoughts or ways of seeing things.
This made us feel great despite some obvious things like problems with our projects and our horrible user experience that seems to ignore the last 10 years of the "Social Web" and dissatisfied users who write long rants.
Next we talked about strategy and new people without experience in the project told us everything we had done wrong.
Three commands we were given: 1. Be fast *and* correct! (But this seems to ignore reality of how long it takes to create correct code.)
2. Innovate! (As a pessimist, I don't see this as being in line with the conservative nature of our current users and new editors and processes don't just appear.)
3. Integrate, engage with the community (But this seems to assume that there is a cohesive community instead of the enormous conflicts and chaos that looks like the reality. They told us to engage with the community, but this didn't seem to recognize the times we we've tried and got beat up by the community.)
In the end, we'll probably just end up doing our job like we have been. --- end ---
Hope that is helpful,
Mark.
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mark A. Hershberger" mah@nichework.com
Can we get a simple English version of the poetry there?
As others have pointed out poetry doesn't translate well, but I've managed to come up with an interpretation that I hope is easy for a non-native speaker to understand.
(I admit feeling safer doing this since I wasn't at the all staff and have no clue what this is about. Burn me at the stake later.)
--- begin ---
In the end, we'll probably just end up doing our job like we have been. --- end ---
Hope that is helpful,
So I was right: it was a scoff. :-)
Cheers, -- jra
Hi Littlewmfbird,
Come perch on my branches, says this tree, And tell me more about what thinketh thee. Come, let us evaluate together About how Wikimedia might do better.
Little bird, as you perch on my branches, Tell me this. As you survey the broad blue sky, I ask, Think aloud, daydream with me for a minute:
How might Wikimedia transform from what you criticized in your verses Into the community that we (at least you and I, and I suspect many more) feel it should be?
This is not idle wishfullness; I am quite serious. Like you, I can throw stones too But I ask myself, If I want Wikimedia to be better Then how can we help to make it so? And that question, little bird, I hope you will ponder, lo.
You see, trees like me We weather many storms. We could give up and disappear, As you can too. But what, then, of the Wikimedia we love? And what of us? Are we better if we leave?
I suppose we must all leave someday, our edits and patches left for future generations, our great unfinished symphony to be continued by others.
But little bird, it sounds like you intend to stay, at least for a little bit, Since you did not ragequit.
So while you are here, little bird, Let us talk. Give this thought: how can we become better than we are?
I am listening, as are others.
(If I am slow to respond, it is because I am pondering.)
Regards,
Pine
*This is an Encyclopedia* https://www.wikipedia.org/
*One gateway to the wide garden of knowledge, where lies The deep rock of our past, in which we must delve The well of our future,The clear water we must leave untainted for those who come after us,The fertile earth, in which truth may grow in bright places, tended by many hands,And the broad fall of sunshine, warming our first steps toward knowing how much we do not know.*
*—Catherine Munro*
On Fri, Jan 23, 2015 at 9:11 AM, littlewmfbird@yandex.com wrote:
Oh what a day! Which began when perforce a visitor from afar began to exhort us to look far afield, to travel and visit learn brand new things, uncover, elicit stories of users far from our homes! And so we set out, bravely to roam: perhaps ten full blocks! We found creatures strange! They all spoke English! The stories exchanged recalled those of family: Mom, Dad, and friends -- it's true, then, we _are_ all the same in the end!
Such relief not to grapple with projects baroque, languages strange, or features "they" wrote. In tune with this sentiment let's celebrate dominance! Hush the less pertinent -- let's not mention "those" continents.
"Hurray," we all cheer: "Our wiki is strong!" Our projects are weak, but shush, sing along: our rivals are fierce, but yet we prevailed; it must be because our PHP scaled! Ignore those naysayers who laugh at our UX And claims by our editors that it obstructs: separate pages for talk, no friends and no chat -- no Serious Software has all of that!
Well, enough -- we're not free to change even fonts without acres of missives to agony aunts: let's move next to strategy, where with speeches prolonged new hires will tell us what we got wrong.
Three commands we were given: the first, to be punctual. By fiat we've banished the correct but eventual; from now on our code is timely _and_ functional. Our prior disasters are vanished by ritual.
The second was novel: exhorted to innovate! Our change-fearing userbase I'm sure will reciprocate. Perhaps we can grow new crops of good editors. New users, new processes, throw off our fetters. Perhaps we need spaces where we can be bold -- it's hard else to see how to do what we're told.
The last was to integrate, engage with community; never mind our tall silos and product disunity: we can have orphaned features conflicted teams, clashing visions -- "What's key is to synergize!" says our stratcom tactician. Community discourse will fix all that ails us: except for those times when instead they've assailed us.
Lift a glass to the mission! We'll muddle through fine. We all love each other, but this day's been a grind.
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