Can someone please explain to me why the Foundation can't give User:Dispenser 24 TB on Tool Labs? To me this just shouts "some of our people are not yet in the top quintile of their fields." Seriously. If you don't want to have to wait for REST transactions, it seems like a completely reasonable amount of cache to me. I have yet to read a comment about the magnitude with any indication that people have any idea what kind of caching is needed across Cartesian products of even a five dimensional reduction of category tree proximity.
On a related note, why does WP:BACKLOG still not have conflicts of interest back on it? Was all of that Terms of Service amendment only for show?
Can the Foundation please hire an information theoretician familiar with the hyperbolic space embedding of splay trees?
Best regards, James Salsman