I demand that the Wikimedia Foundation start accepting the following:
Litecoin Namecoin PPCoin Feathercoin Craftcoin Quarkcoin Freicoin Devcoin Terracoin BBQCoin Netcoin
Actually, scrap that, I've got an even better Ponzi scheme - sorry, cryptocurrency: TomCoin.
And, best of all, if you start taking TomCoins I'll be happy to give you a million of them. No, wait, how about a billion?