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[[en:Barack Obama]] (the typical modern example
of performance
engineer's hell):
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Ooops, cache is _already_ fragmented. I wasn't asking for another
way of cache fragmentation, I merely proposed that we make retrieval
of current language code less hacky and slow. :)
The TOC on that page should be the causes of that cache fragmentation.
Theoretically that should be the very last built-in language cache
fragmenting thing.
That's on the to-do list for being eliminated, just like the cache
fragmentation caused by edit section links was.
Could you possible open a bug for that and mark it as blocking
tracking bug 28424 "Avoid parser cache fragmentation":