I've actually been citing this one in presentations for some time, because I very much like the sentiment of the essay, but always felt a little uncomfortable with "dick" and would've preferred "jerk."
Having sometimes linked to this page in block messages (until I read a little further down to where it specifically says not to do that sort of thing), I often wondered if it had been translated into Yiddish, where it had a better title waiting for it that can be used at least in the English Wikipedia:
"Don't be a schmuck"
Daniel Case