http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Hope_sucked_out_of_Wikipedia%2C_experts_...
(I realised Esperanza had gone way off the rails when I got barnstar police showing up at my talk page to inform me of the correct usage of barnstars on my user page ... you know, those awards that were strictly between the awarder and awardee in the days before an overarching organization volunteered to help us soulless nerds with such tricky matters.)
- d.