http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Hope_sucked_out_of_Wikipedia%2C_experts…
(I realised Esperanza had gone way off the rails when I got barnstar
police showing up at my talk page to inform me of the correct usage of
barnstars on my user page ... you know, those awards that were
strictly between the awarder and awardee in the days before an
overarching organization volunteered to help us soulless nerds with
such tricky matters.)
- d.