May it please the God-King, the Court's Judgement is as follows:
Henceforth the Court shall recognise that all Parties to this Thread,
whether past, present or future, are Fish, having the Qualities of
Fish and the Rights , Duties and Debentures of Fish. They are hereby
empowered to place on their Userpages, whether by Hand, Flipper, Claw,
Pincer, pectoral Fin, Pseudopod, Mandible, or through any other Means
available to Fish, being Denizens of the Water, or by any Agency
natural or supernatural, the Words "I am a Fish" in English or any
other language generally comprehensible to Wikipedians of the common
Sort (see [[WP:FISH]]).
Signed this day of February, the Year of our Lord
Tony Sidaway
Clerk of Court of the God-King Jimbo (Piscatorial Division)