On 12/23/05, David Gerard <dgerard(a)gmail.com>
wrote:
For New Year, I'm off to a seaside resort in
North Yorkshire in the
middle of the bloody winter, because I am obviously insane.
I bet it's Whitby! You know you should try to avoid giving such
obvious clues to your status. You're obviously one of these chaps who
go all gooey if a chap cuts his thumb, and view a pretty young lady in
a see-through nightie as a jolly good meal and a chance to hang upside
down from the ceiling chirping bloodily and disconcerting the other
hotel guests.
Enjoy your time away, don't bite until you see their blood donation
service cards.
You make it sound like he's going to "Carry On" just like in the
movies.
Ec