Bishonen would love to have his European Toilet Paper Holder article use as a robust April Fools trick. He just doesn't want it wasted on a feeble substitute gesture. (In case you didn't catch that because it was at the end of his message).
Hence the current subject "Lame-O-Rama".
Tom Haws "And [the angel] said unto me: Knowest thou the condescension of God? And I said unto him: I know that he loveth his children; nevertheless, I do not know the meaning of all things."