What would you do across a page that only said:
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Elizabeth Welch is an Australian-born resident of Rockwall County,
Texas. She attends school at Rockwall High School, where she is
involved in the American Sign Language Club and Academic Decathalon.
Elizabeth was raised in Alice Springs, Australia by her parents Sue
and Larry Welch. She has two older brothers, Danny and Robby Welch.
Eliabeth also has 3 dogs and 1 cat.
Elizabeth Welch has family scattered all around America. She has one
set of grandparents living in Benbrook, Texas, one in Dialville,
Texas, and one in Redlands, California. Elizabeth is directly related
to the famous American poet Elizabeth Barrett Browning.
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Would you think "this is nonsense"? Maybe "someone writing about their
best friend"? Time to speedy?
Or, you could stick all of the following tags on it:
{{userfy}} {{uncat}} {{unref}} {{linkless}} {{wikify-date|August 2006}}
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Welch
Steve