ROFL !
--- Tony Wilson <list(a)redhill.net.au> wrote:
OK, I have to admit that my suggestion of adding: IF
{USERNAME <>
"Lir"} THEN {SET STATUS = "admin"} didn't work. But
how about we set
the software gurus to implementing the following
improvements?
IF {Page_Content = "politics" OR "freedom of
speech"} THEN SET
Database_Server = "California"
IF {Page_Content = "nudity"} THEN SET
Database_Server = "France"
IF {Page_Content = "uploaded picture" AND
Copyright_Expiry_Date > 1900}
THEN SET Database_Server = "Australia"
IF {EDIT_TOPIC="Macedonia"} AND {USER = "anon IP
address"} THEN {SET
PAGE = READ-ONLY}
IF {USER = "anon IP address"} AND {HOST DOMAIN =
"AOL"} THEN {SET USER
STATUS = "blocked"}
IF {TO = "wikien-l(a)wikipedia.org"} AND {TEXT = "you
idiot" OR "you
fool" OR "can't you understand?"} THEN {CREATE NEW
EMAIL: SUBJECT = "I
am sorry"}
IF {USER = "Tannin"} AND {TIME => 3:00AM} THEN
{REDIRECT CONTENT: "dev:
null"}
Tony Wilson
(Tannin)
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