We do have some sort of b'cracy going on. First you mass merge articles to a few lists after heavy trimming. Wait a month or two to calm the fan reaction. Merge these lists to a single list after heavy trimming. Wait a month or two to calm the fan reaction. Blank the list and convert it to a redirect to the main article.
I really do not understand this tendency to "mass merge" articles out of notability concerns. What are you doing? Do they become notable when merged to a long and unintelligible list? This is helping wikipedia become a better encyclopedia? Not everyone has a private broadband line going into their computer you know. You might, but the vast majority of the world doesn't. GPRS connections for example are no faster than 56k
Merges of lots of short articles with no hope of growing is understandable. Merges of long articles is not. One key problem when merging multiple LONG articles is that the merged page gets ridiculously long. Articles are shortened for this purpose and you get very little content. Then people complain that these list of character articles are unencyclopedic because there is little actual information on them. In other words due to a lack of information that were removed during the merge, list of character articles get blanked. We break articles apart when they get too long. We do not do the opposite.
Just because something contains little out-of-universe info, why does that mean a non-discussion auto deletion? Don't get me wrong, I do understand why we *want* out-of-universe info. I want out-of-universe info too. It keeps the article interesting if nothing else. What I do not understand is why we *require* out of universe info for articles to exist. Articles are *required * to be written with the use of [[WP:V|verifiable]] and [[WP:RS|reliable]] sources. Someone should explain me why is out-of-universe info required without wikilawyering me policies, guidelines or essays.
As Jimbo stated that seeking of a "universal notability" is a mistake. Harvard will not publish an article or a book on Pokemon species, Simpsons characters, Doctor Who vilans, Star Trek episodes anytime soon. This does not mean they should be bulk removed. We have articles on Simpons which is the shining example of how fiction related articles can be improved. Simpsons have had about 400 TV episodes. If they all become FAs that will be about 1/3rd or 1/4th of our current number of Featured articles. This is the strength of Wikipedia and weakness of snubs like Britannica. If you want Wikipedia to be a Britannica, you could just buy Britannica...
*Case study: *Unown
For the following article I see plenty of sources. Granted it isn't featured quality but it certainly isn't a stub. Note that some referances are not shown because someone forgot to add {{reflist}}
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Unown&oldid=148901394
It was shortened to this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unown#Unown
Which version is more encyclopedic? More readable? Overall more useful? Better sourced? Did the shortened version increase article quality?