My crack at it:
Wikipedian NPOV consists of describing human knowledge and opinion
about a subject in a manner that all such is contained, which a honest
adventurer would be likely to encounter, if he encompassed the world
and all humanity in his travels discarding none but the views of the
feeble-minded and incoherent.
--
Jussi-Ville Heiskanen, AKA. Cimon avaro