There's something painfully ironic about the Cleanup-priority template. Its text is ungrammatical and awkward:
"This topic is considered a necessary subject on Wikipedia, and there is a high-priority on its being cleaned up to conform to a higher standard of quality. See How to Edit and Style and How-to for help, or this article's talk page."
"There is a high-priority"? Does *anyone* know the rules of English grammar any more?
I don't even know where to start with improving it.
The whole idea of edit-comment templates is wrongheaded, anyway.
Is there some way to hide them? They're maddening.