As such, I'm formally telling you "no", and admins wouldn't have anything to respect even if there wasn't a match.
Speaking as an arbiter (though not for the entire Committee, who are quite capable of speaking for themselves), I support David's decision. Ms. Halliwell will have to find another way to prove that she isn't a puppeteer (puppetrix?).
I can trivially arrange to edit from three radically different sets of addresses: my home DSL, my work VPN, and a .mil network.