Here is a disclaimer to marvel at:
"DISCLAIMER: The information and opinions expressed on this site are not necessarilly the opinions of the author and may be denied or disregarded at a later date. Reading of this paragraph constitutes as agreement on part of reader not to hold author responsible for any damaging effects resulting from reading and agreeing with anything printed on this site; furthermore reader waives all future claims resulting from changes in law which may render this disclaimer null and void. This disclaimer is valid in all states with the exception of those states which have laws forbidding the existence of this disclaimer, and in states where such laws exist the reader agrees to read this disclaimer in a state where this disclaimer is binding."
from http://www.ubersoft.net/kpanic/d/20051208.html
Can we copy this? "By reading this disclaimer, or indeed any pages on this website, the reader agrees not to sue, criticise, or otherwise disrupt the operation of Wikipedia at all."
-- Sam