OK, I have to admit that my suggestion of adding: IF {USERNAME <> "Lir"} THEN {SET STATUS = "admin"} didn't work. But how about we set the software gurus to implementing the following improvements?
IF {Page_Content = "politics" OR "freedom of speech"} THEN SET Database_Server = "California"
IF {Page_Content = "nudity"} THEN SET Database_Server = "France"
IF {Page_Content = "uploaded picture" AND Copyright_Expiry_Date > 1900} THEN SET Database_Server = "Australia"
IF {EDIT_TOPIC="Macedonia"} AND {USER = "anon IP address"} THEN {SET PAGE = READ-ONLY}
IF {USER = "anon IP address"} AND {HOST DOMAIN = "AOL"} THEN {SET USER STATUS = "blocked"}
IF {TO = "wikien-l@wikipedia.org"} AND {TEXT = "you idiot" OR "you fool" OR "can't you understand?"} THEN {CREATE NEW EMAIL: SUBJECT = "I am sorry"}
IF {USER = "Tannin"} AND {TIME => 3:00AM} THEN {REDIRECT CONTENT: "dev: null"}
Tony Wilson (Tannin)