Tannin wrote in part:
This is our premium package and naturally it's a little more expensive than inferior packages from our competitors, but we are sure that you will agree it's worth it. Because Wikipedia is an equal opportunity media outlet and does not discriminate against any social group, we adjust our rates to suit your capacity to pay. For the High Visibility Premium Package, we charge just 110% of however much you have.
I have absolutely no money whatsoever. (Math note: 110% * $0 = $0.)
Just be glad that I'm not in debt!
-- Toby