Stefan Sittler wrote:
I know, I know: how about the Capulets and Montagues?
Crips and the
Bloods? Yeah! Or the Sharks and the Jets. Then there could be a tender
story of children of the warring Associations thrown together by fate
and passion, tossed on the winds of information, tenderly editing each
others articles, realizing the narrow creed they followed was nothing
when it came to verifying AND including their love for another, each
one spouting verse on the others talk page in the middle of the night,
being bold, breaking the 3RR together, only to be cut down and burned
out in a brutal flamewar ending only in tragedy as one takes the
poison of AfD and the other falls on his own WP:POINT in a message to
all, and eyes are opened by this tragedy, leading to a historic
agreement as Jimbo Wales eulogizes over their young but lifeless
accounts, complete with tender homilies about community and vision and
how he C0ntr0lz Teh Un1v3rs3.
Or not.
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You so need to put this on Uncyclopedia.
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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Category:Wikipedia)
- d.