Viajero said:

Although I realize this isn't the proper channel for doing so, I'd like to nominate the following for Featured Article this coming Friday:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Bishonen/European_toilet_paper_holder

Superb, and couldn't come at a better time. I've been fascinated by the development of this much-neglected artifact ever since the excavations at Avebury Stone Circle turned up some fine neolithic examples.