I'd like to request "Bureaucrat" status. So I can promote sysops. I'm pretty good at discerning when a consensus has developed, and excellent at noting when the 7-day period has passed.
For example, Stewartadcock should get the nod now. Finley McWalter nominated him on 8 Feb, and it's now 17 Feb -- which should be long enough. And 9 out of 9 comments were "support".
Ed Poor, aka Uncle Ed