Here are some limericks I made up after a friend said I had problems with my meter:

There once came a man with a view Which aroused such a hullaballoo That all of us said, "It should only be read, If attributed clearly to you!"

There once was a man with a view About which was made a to-do The people said, "See? It's his own P.O.V.!" Attribute the thing, and we're through.

Happy Valentines Day! Uncle Ed