I think I'm going to write a novel (under pseudonym, so it won't screw up the quality literary pursuits I'll eventually get around to publishing) called "Main Page"...probably about a murder mystery where one irate editor murders another over some personal attacks and edits to an article he considered owned and sacrosanct from others interference.
It might affect sales by having it linked from a disambig page or from a disclaimer at the top of Main Page.
Regards, Christopher D. Thieme User:ExplorerCDT
P.S. I tried having the renaming the main page back in 2004/2005. I actually support it being set up as a portal. It's amazing how many people will force any other article to comply with policy, but oh, God, not the Main Page!?!?!?!?!? ~cdt