http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2007/12/alttext_12...
* The Wikipedia community, faced with competition from Google's Knol project, decides as a group that the only chance for survival is to appeal to the lowest common denominator, and the policy "Wikipedia:Jessica_Alba's_Breasts" is instituted. It requires every article on Wikipedia to contain a picture of, reference to or citation of one or both of Jessica Alba's breasts. This approach is so successful that the rest of the internet just gives the hell up.
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