I am not online, or I would just edit this myself. But I thought it sort of sadly humorous enough to mention here. :)
I am offline, reading our biography of Desmond Tutu. A great man, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, instrumental in the fight against apartheid, and of incredible cultural importance and impact on our era.
I quote our article:
In the Friends episode The One With the Two Parties RACHEL is quoted as saying "My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them."
I think that's one of the worst examples of fancruft I have seen in a very long time. (And, I note, there is no source. :))
--Jimbo