HAPPY NEW YEAR!
On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:20:12 -0500, JAY JG jayjg@hotmail.com wrote:
Is there any way I can become a part of the cabal? Is there a sign-up form or something? Apparently I'm already part of a worldwide domination conspiracy/cabal, but it doesn't feel like enough.
==Cabal application form==
Username: [[User:The bellman]]
Real name: Robin Shannon
Previous experience in world domination: Grand Poohbah of the freemasons (1999-2001), Supreme leader of the scientoligists (2000-2003), the REAL pope (2004- ).
Reason you want to dominate the world: current world rulers are either too geeky (bill gates) too stupid (GWB) or too victorian (QEII). I think i would be a more rounded sort of person, thus more sutible for the job.
I the undersigned do solemly swear to follow the 8 rules of the wikimedia cabal.
# You do not talk about THE CABAL.
# You DO NOT talk about THE CABAL.
# If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the edit war is over.
# Only two guys to an eidt war.
# One edit war at a time.
# No shirts, no shoes.
# Arbitration will go on as long as it has to.
# If this is your first night in THE CABAL, you HAVE to edit
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