You aren't trying to imply that these silly widgets make people look silly, are you? Golly, gosh.
You aren't try to put (silly) words in my (silly) mouth, are you? You must be trying to be silly.
Registering an account is incredibly easy. What's to stop you registering a new one, with a different username?
I do appreciate that you are trying to re-welcome a potential wikipedian with loaded questions and rhetorical questions, and that you're telling me that I need to be a better person.