Will,
The nutshell seems to be this: You assumed the process would work in a particular way, you assumed they would ignore your bitching in the biography space, and you were wrong. They followed their own process, someone actually read what you wrote, and your application for access was denied.
Everything else you've written has been trying to pass the blame for this along to Citizendium. Even if it wasn't explicitly written down that "if your application is a joke, an attack on Citizendium, in bad faith or otherwise demonstrates ill intentions, it will be denied" I don't think you should be surprised when that happens. Why would they want someone who, from all appearances, is uninterested in collegial participation?
At any rate, this is the "English Wikipedia" mailing list. Exhaustive discussions about the Citizendium sign-up process probably belong elsewhere.
Nathan