[1] Here's a hint, though: in eight days' time, you all have to call me
"sir".
Are you being knighted?
Well, I certainly intend to say "Ni" from time-to-time ...
--
Mark Gallagher
"'Yes, sir,' said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten
in the leg by a personal friend."
- P G Wodehouse, /Carry On, Jeeves/