I am still willing to read about content, my offers for discussion are still open, but I've changed my mind and must demand that MY EYES be deleted per the 48 hours of HORRIBLE PAIN of ACRIMONIOUS DEBATE rule. Please use your magical "admin" powers of "Make Everything Right" soon, because the corners of the monitor are not sharp enough and I don't have the self -control for the sharp, sharp stick.
Also I could use some minutes on my phone card and some better shoelaces. (Yeah, you know how they get all cut up on the eyelets) (amazing flying shoes would be nice, but I understand if I am not ready) Thank you, magical "admins"!
Stefan (user:Kiaparowits)
P.S. OH GOD THE PAIN. OMGWTFBBQ P.P.S. no offence, really