G'day David,
I have made a template that administrators can add to their user pages, containing David's notice and adding the administrator to an appropriate category. {{user recovery}}
Nice one!
See how long before that text gets reworded ;-) I have linked the cat from WP:DRV.
Well, if you don't want your text to be mercilessly edited ... that was on the edit page once. I wonder what happened to it ...