I have heard funnier things... but I really cant remember when.
SM
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0205/free/
Toby: Wikipedia's article on felching is the #2 Google hit when you search for
felching! I've added [[Felching]] to [[Wikipedia:Top 10 Google hits,
A-K]].
Think we can hit #1 with a little work? I've never been so proud....