So now his eminent worthiness Mark a.k.a. Raul has decreed that [[Nintendo Entertainment System]] will be the Featured Article tomorrow, despite the overwhelming support for UTPH at [[Wikipedia_talk:Featured_article_candidates#European_toilet_paper_holder]]. It seems to me a spectacularly lame and unimaginative choice. If running a genuinely ersatz text was too daring, at least we could have run an oddball article that looked like a hoax, but I guess even that was too much for the timid souls at the steering wheel.
I am disappointed by the process by which this decision was reached and I especially disappointed by the outcome, but I guess it reflects the fact that Wikipedia EN is overpopulated by geeky teenagers who probably prefer Red Bull to red wine and Game Boys to sex.
Signed, Just Another Dinosaur