Surely as a public service this important new research should be incorporated into our growing series of articles on alien abduction theories and other conspiracies, but is it a reliable source?
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
It put me rather in mind of this ground-breaking study: http://www.plokta.com/plokta/issue23/teapot.htm which gives us a verifiable source to back the frequently-repeated assertion that ''foo'' is about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Sorry, a slow afternoon in the office :-) Guy (JzG)