Hello seth. Net::SSLeay on this Solaris host is broken.
Can't load '…/Net-SSLeay-1.55/blib/arch/auto/Net/SSLeay/SSLeay.so' for module Net::SSLeay: ld.so.1: perl: fatal: relocation error: file …/Net-SSLeay-1.55/blib/arch/auto/Net/SSLeay/SSLeay.so: symbol SSL_SESSION_cmp: referenced symbol not found at …/lib/5.12/DynaLoader.pm line 200.
Full log: http://paste.scsys.co.uk/274920?tx=on (Same result with Perl 5.18.1 and OpenSSL 1.0.1e. Yes, I will send a bug report.)
These test failures and error messages are really bloody obvious, and yet when you fetched the module as a dependency, you managed to completely ignore those errors and the fact that the CPAN client or installation process bombed out, and then *forced* the installation of known broken software for good measure. You have no one to blame for your trouble but yourself.
Can anybody help me?
Your mail is like going up to us and dropping a package in our hands, saying "I can't use this cup. It's broken.", and when we open the package, there are nothing but porcelain shards inside. That's less than awesome.
tl;dr: use the Linux host, nightshade. The OpenSSL bindings there work.