[Wikipedia-l] Name-calling and hair-pulling

[Poor, Edmund W]

Britisher: Sir, I take the utmost exception to your farting before my
wife!

Second Britisher: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn!

Sir Edmund
--
That's because you've never heard an elderly Englishman swear.  My
grandpa could turn the most innocuous of words into the deadliest and
most insulting of swears entirely by the tone of his voice

Jonathan.