[WikiEN-l] How to Prove Wikipedia Sucks, based on Anything they Do or Fail to Do

[Daniel R. Tobias]

Some free help for all the anti-Wikipedia critics out there... yes, 
you... I know you're reading this... you might want to copy-and-paste 
from here to help in your next rant against Wikipedia.  No matter 
what they do, or fail to do, you can find something to use against 
them if you do it properly.  To instruct, I'm setting up a 
hypothetical situation, itemizing every possible reaction Wikipedia 
could make to it, and proposing a critical response.

SITUATION #1: A webcomic named FooBarBaz exists, and has a small but 
fervent fan community, but is little known outside it.

a) Wikipedia doesn't have an article about FooBarBaz.

RESPONSE: There's a groundbreaking, innovative, clearly notable 
webcomic called FooBarBaz, and not a single one of the idiots who 
write and edit Wikipedia has even deigned to acknowledge it.  This 
proves that, even in the realm of pop-cultural trivia that Wikipedia 
is reputed to be strong in (as distinguished from things that are 
actually *relevant* in the real world, where everybody agrees they're 
horrendously weak), Wikipedia is full of glaring gaps.  Wikipedia 
sucks!

b) Wikipedia has an article about FooBarBaz, but it's just a stub.

RESPONSE: Look at [[FooBarBaz]]... it's yet another example (as if I 
needed to find another) of how Wikipedia is absolutely full of 
completely useless stub articles that fail to give any information 
that any rational person might actually have use for.  They love to 
tout how they have over 1 and a half million English-language 
articles, and a bunch more in Bantu or whatever, but if they're all 
like this one, it's a pretty hollow distinction.  Wikipedia sucks!

c) The article on FooBarBaz has been expanded into a lengthy, 
comprehensive, well-sourced article with a wealth of information 
about the webcomic, its history, its contributions to the medium, and 
so on.

RESPONSE: The article on [[FooBarBaz]] is yet another example (as if 
I needed to find another) of how Wikipedia is dominated by obsessive-
compulsive fanboys, determined to go on at great length on topics 
nobody else cares about.  A psychiatrist would have a field day 
analyzing the author of the article.  It's quite meticulous, and 
clearly took hours of work... hours which would have been better 
spent on more useful labor, such as digging ditches.  Wikipedia 
sucks!

d) The article on FooBarBaz was brought up for deletion, and an AfD 
debate resulted.

[i] After a fairly small amount of participation on the AfD, the 
article was deleted by consensus.

RESPONSE: Once again, you see the horrible deletionist vendetta 
against webcomics that continually rears its ugly head.  Various AfD 
regulars, who wouldn't know a good webcomic if it bit them in the 
ass, show their ignorance by voting to delete a clearly notable 
comic, and they get away with it because people who know better have 
more important things to do with their lives than monitor the silly 
internal squabbles of Wikipedia.  Clearly, one can't expect Wikipedia 
ever to show proper respect for that medium, so it should be 
abandoned and boycotted by all webcomics fans.  Wikipedia sucks!

[ii] After a fairly small amount of participation in the AfD, the 
article was kept by consensus.

RESPONSE [take your pick]:

A: That such a clearly notable webcomic was even considered for 
deletion shows the anti-webcomics bias of Wikipedia "regulars" once 
again.  Although their vendetta didn't happen to succeed this time, 
perhaps because a couple of people with an actual clue managed to 
wander by at the right time, it's still pretty much a lost cause 
getting any kind of ongoing respect for the medium of webcomics 
there. Wikipedia sucks!

B: Once again, the fanboys have let Wikipedia continue to be 
encrusted with fancruft about silly things such as non-notable 
webcomics, by getting a handful of fans to show up and get their way 
unopposed.  No wonder no reputable people take Wikipedia seriously.  
Wikipedia sucks!

[iii] There was a long, contentious AfD debate, with lots of heated 
flaming on both sides. (The ultimate outcome is unimportant.)

RESPONSE: Once again, Wikipedia is shown to be just another 
incarnation of Usenet, where people go on in endless debate about the 
most unimportant things.  While this is, on the societal level, a 
deplorable waste of human energy and computing resources, I suppose 
it could be thought of as no worse than Usenet itself, or online role 
playing games, or social networking sites like Myspace, all of which 
it resembles.  However, because it claims to be an "encyclopedia", 
one should expose this seamy underbelly in order to show its true 
nature.  Wikipedia sucks!

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