[WikiEN-l] Admins, please delete my EYES, per the rules (EOM)

[Stefan Sittler]

I am still willing to read about content, my offers for discussion are
still open, but I've changed my mind and must demand that MY EYES be
deleted per the 48 hours of HORRIBLE PAIN of ACRIMONIOUS DEBATE rule.
Please use your magical "admin" powers of "Make Everything Right"
soon, because the corners of the monitor are not sharp enough and I
don't have the self -control for the sharp, sharp stick.

Also I could use some minutes on my phone card and some better
shoelaces. (Yeah, you know how they get all cut up on the eyelets)
(amazing flying shoes would be nice, but I understand if I am not
ready) Thank you, magical "admins"!

Stefan
(user:Kiaparowits)

P.S. OH GOD THE PAIN. OMGWTFBBQ
P.P.S. no offence, really