[WikiEN-l] Want to advertise on Wikipedia? Here is out rate card

[Christopher Mahan]

Now I know Yahoo's spam filter does not work. ;-)

--- Tony Wilson <list at redhill.net.au> wrote:
> For the convenience of our clients, we provide two different ways
> to
> advertise on Wikipedia. Feel free to choose whichever way best
> suits
> you and your business.
> 
> 1: THE HIGH VISIBILITY PACKAGE
> 
> With our award-winning Wikipedia High Visibility Advertising
> Package,
> you get nothing but the best: we give you 100% full control over no
> less than 100% of the available screen space in as many Wikipedia
> articles as you wish to place your advertising in. That's a
> fantastic
> offer that no other on-line encyclopedia can match. 
> 
> But that's not all! We also give YOU the choice of article, and
> there
> is NO EXTRA CHARGE for high-traffic pages. 
> 
> Want to replace the entire content of SEX with your company logo?
> No
> problem. 
> 
> Want to redirect the MAIN PAGE to your on-line shopping portal? Go
> right ahead. 
> 
> It's all part of the famous Wikipedia High Visibility Premium
> Advertising Package.
> 
> This is our premium package and naturally it's a little more
> expensive
> than inferior packages from our competitors, but we are sure that
> you
> will agree it's worth it. Because Wikipedia is an equal opportunity
> media outlet and does not discriminate against any social group, we
> adjust our rates to suit your capacity to pay. For the High
> Visibility
> Premium Package, we charge just 110% of however much you have. 
> 
> Do you only have $10? That's fine, our price to you is $11. 
> 
> What if you seach a litle harder and find that you can pay the $11
> after all? Well, then you have a greater capacity to pay than we
> thought, and your price is now $12.10. 
> 
> Or maybe you have 10 billion dollars. That's fine too: your special
> low
> price for you is 11 billion.
> 
> 2: THE BUDGET PACKAGE
> 
> We know that our High Visibility Package is not for everyone. Some
> people just don't have 10% more money than they have. In fact,
> calculated on a world-wide basis, the number of people who can
> afford
> our High Visibility Premium Package is ... er ... zero. No matter:
> that's why we also offer a Budget Package that absolutely everybody
> can
> afford. 
> 
> For just $1, you can advertise on any Wikipedia page you chose.
> That's
> right, any page at all. 
> 
> Want to advertise on two pages? Just send $2. 
> 
> Or send $5 and advertise on any five pages, and we will give you a
> sixth page ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! 
> 
> Don't have dollars in your part of the world? No wories - as part
> of
> the fuss-free Wikipedia Budget Package service, we accept any
> currency.
> You can send US dollars, euros, pffenings, yen, cowrie shells,
> monopoly
> money, or even hand-draw your own banknotes!!! (OK, we admit that
> we
> don't take New Zealand dollars but, after all, we have to draw the
> line
> somewhere.)
> 
> Naturally, the Wikipedia Budget Package doesn't give you quite as
> much
> for your money as our High Visibility Premium Package, but you can
> still place any content you desire on each and every one of the
> pages
> you have bought sponsorship rights to (up to a limit of  0.0% of
> the
> available space). Yes, that's right, a full ZERO percent! 
> 
> When you think of advertising, think of Wikipedia.
> 
> 
> 
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Christopher Mahan
chris_mahan at yahoo.com
818.943.1850 cell
http://www.christophermahan.com/

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