Killed with an axe, {{qif}} is next.
If you see the end of [[WT:AUM]], you will see User:Adrian crowing about the possibilities of DOS attacks. Jamesday pointed out to him this was somewhat unseemly.
AzaToth has some code at [[m:User:AzaToth/Logic]] which makes the functions Mediawiki builtins and so isn't a Stupid Template Trick; now he wants to know (1) if this feature has a snowball's chance in hell (2) if this code is suitable.
- d.