It has come to my attention that the preferred way to change the name of an article (when
such a change is in fact warranted) is to MOVE the article rather than use the clunky old
May I please become a sysop, so I can use the MOVE feature?
I pledge not to impose my POV on articles, and not to abuse this power to "win"
edit wars. I promise not to "stealthily" edit such controversial articles as
evolution, global warming, etc. Okay?