On 12/23/05, David Gerard <dgerard(a)gmail.com> wrote:
For New Year, I'm off to a seaside resort in North
Yorkshire in the
middle of the bloody winter, because I am obviously insane.
I bet it's Whitby! You know you should try to avoid giving such
obvious clues to your status. You're obviously one of these chaps who
go all gooey if a chap cuts his thumb, and view a pretty young lady in
a see-through nightie as a jolly good meal and a chance to hang upside
down from the ceiling chirping bloodily and disconcerting the other
hotel guests.
Enjoy your time away, don't bite until you see their blood donation
service cards.